For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything


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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.


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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead…I’ll wait…~
(The TV Show Myth Busters proved this)


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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes.


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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.


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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.


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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley’s gum.


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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE .


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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.


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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.


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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!


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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first ‘ Marlboro Man.’


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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!


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PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!


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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs…

but not downstairs.


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A duck’s quack doesn’t echo,

and no one knows why.


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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)


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Richard Millhouse Nixon

was the first U.S. president whose name contains all
the letters from the word ‘criminal.’
The second?
William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don’t tell me you’re SURPRISED!!! )


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And the best for last…..

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that, don’t YOU?)

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